 | Reggae originated in the glens of Scotland. Early Highlanders were big fans of Bob McMarley. |
 | Wig (optional) made from haggis hair. |
 | Targe or small wooden shield. The design was inspired by the king himself ...Elvis Presley. |
 | Highlanders never shine their shoes as this may reveal what's under the kilt. |
 | Basket-hilted sword (BHS for short). The Highlander's big chopper invariably scared the enemy stiff. The warrior used to push a sword through his head just to show how ferocious he was. |
 | Dirk - used for dicing vegetables preparing salads and opening letters. |
 | Sporran (Gaelic for nut pouch). Most Scotsmen keep money in their sporran because if robbed at least they enjoy the experience. |
 | Kilt - If a Highlander was to take this off you'd be shocked! It would stretch twenty four feet ... the kilt! |
