Farmer Colin Campbell massages the funny bone yet again. (Scots Magazine.) Tracks: + The Scottish Diet + Balinaheuchter Air Traffic Control + The Lairg Lamb Sale + A Cure For Shyness + Local Celebrity Gossip + Midge McNipper + Celebrity Gossip With Freddy Fitztightly + The Highland Wind Crofter + The Shetland Sundial Wrist Watch + Rev. MacLeod's Quickie Divorce Service + Country Clothes + The Laird's Lucky Sporran + Col The Cowboy Builder
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There is no swearing or crude language to get a laugh with Colin just good clean fun. He is a very clever writer and comes up with some great lines. The Highland Wind Farmer in a word is hilarious. Included are some great songs he has written like The Lairg Sales. If you are feeling a bit down then I suggest you slip on this offering from Colin and you are sure to feel better.
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